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One Week Until Ms. Lilly’s Australian Vacation!

Ms. Lilly’s about to be on her way to Australia

Your resident cruising Mistress is at it again! This time, I’m heading Australia to explore some of the most majestic & amazing things on the planet. James and I will be flying out Oct. 28th for Sydney, and spend just over two weeks on a scuba diving pilgrimage to the Great Barrier Reef. As long as the flights are on time, I should be back on the phone November 17th. It’ll be the vacation of a lifetime, and I still can’t believe it’s finally, really happening! Make sure to grab a session with me before I go, because this Walkabout adventure will last a while.

The Great Barrier Reef: an Endangered Natural Wonder

One of the reasons James and I are heading out now is because climate change is critically threatening and endangering the Great Barrier Reef. The slow rise in temperate and acidity of sea water is leading to coral bleaching world-wide, and the Great Barrier Reef is no exception. More than 25% of reefs within it are already experiencing coral bleaching and death. The GBR is at a very delicate cross-roads between its survival, and destruction…and it’s uncertain whether conservation efforts will be enough to stem the tide. In short–James & I are trying to view the Reef while it is still alive and vibrant. It may not be in the years to come.

Several Days of Unforgettable Land & Sea Adventures

We’re going to have the vacation of a lifetime–starting with 10 days on the Great Barrier Reef— 7 on a live aboard scuba diving trip through the Outer Reefs, and 3 exploring the Ribbon Reefs closer to shore. We’ll have the opportunity to do well over 25 dives, including some night dives. Then, we’ll have a few days to explore the Daintree Rainforest, go white water rafting, and trek through the Atherton tablelands waterfalls. It will be an unforgettable vacation, one with memories and photos to last a lifetime–and I’ll make sure to tell you all about it when I get back!

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Mistress Lilly’s Safari & Cruise

Yesterday, I went to Animal Kingdom. Today, I’m going on a cruise

I’m packing a lot of adventure into this October, and yesterday I definitely took a walk on the wild side. Disney’s Animal Kingdom just might be my favorite park! I’m posting this right before heading out on my Mistress Cruise with the other LDW Ladies, so it’s going to be a bit more brief than my last post.

I can’t wait to come back here with James–I love the thought of being able to cuddle with him during a sunset ride at Kilimanjaro Safari, or wager with him on which one of us is going to get soaked on Kali River Rapids, see if he screams on Everest, and so many more things… Also, Animal Kingdom is THE Park to sneak off into one of the bazillion little tucked away bits of tropical paradise for some discrete, private teasing.

Here are some pictures from yesterday’s adventures:

Kali River Rapids

Expedition Everest

Kilimanjaro Safaris

Finding Nemo: The Musical

Festival of the Lion King

*All pictures taken with my Olympus TG4, cropped & resized.

I’ll be queuing up more pics on my tumblr blog!


Femdom Foodie: Hollywood Brown Derby at Walt Disney World

I decided to fly in early for the cruise, and visit Walt Disney World

Hollywood Brown Derby Bread Basket & Butter

Hollywood Brown Derby Bread Basket & Butter

I had a fabulous time at the theme parks–but this post is about the food at the Hollywood Brown Derby in Disney Studios. I’d heard wonderful things about their Cobb Salad and Grapefruit Cake, so wanted to give it a try. I was lucky enough to grab a walk-in table with about a 20min wait (I was warned it could be up to an hour).

Complimentary Additions

Bread Basket: Crusty Fresh Baked mini Bollio Rolls, served with a scoop of whipped butter sprinkled with coarse ground pink Hawaiian salt & sprigs of thyme.

The bread service was wonderful.  Rolls were crusty & flaky on the outside, tender on the inside. I stripped and crushed the thyme sprig leaves, then sprinkled them back onto the butter to intensify the scent and flavor. The Hawaiian pink salt was an interesting, earthy addition–it added a slight depth of flavor beyond plain sea salt that tied in nicely with the thyme & highlighted the sweetness of the butter. Unfortunately, the grind was so coarse that some bites of buttered roll tasted more like earthy brine than anything else.


Crispy Jumbo Lump Crab Cakes: English Cucumber, Plum Tomato Slaw, Sweet Chili Sauce  

Hollywood Brown Derby Crab Cakes

Hollywood Brown Derby Crab Cakes

These were not like any crab cakes I’ve ever had before. It would be more accurate to call them crab hush puppies. An order is 3 small deep-fried balls of crab ‘cakes’ served on top of slaw, with smears of ‘sweet chili sauce’. The plating was very attractive, the balls were fried a nice golden brown with a good crisp, the inside was moist and tender. However, for the price, I was expecting crab cakes–not 3 hush puppies the size of a lindor truffle. I could vaguely taste crab, but certainly couldn’t see it (except in the plated single crab claw). Slicing them in half revealed an interior with no textural or color contrasts, no ‘jumbo lumps’ of crab meat were in any of my 3 hush puppies. The sweet chili sauce tasted like sriracha-laced ketchup, and the slaw was a moist mix of thinly julienned cucumber & tomato with no discernible seasoning or dressing aside from perhaps a little salt. Not bad, but not what I was expecting or wanting, and not worth the price.

Main Course

Our Famous Cobb Salad: with Finely Chopped Greens, Turkey Breast, Bacon, Egg, Tomatoes, Crumbled Blue Cheese, Avocado, Chives, and Cobb Dressing  

Hollywood Brown Derby Cobb Salad

Hollywood Brown Derby Cobb Salad

I chose the entree size…and I have to admit, when the plate was brought out, I thought perhaps they’d sent the appetizer portion by mistake. But no; it’s simply served in a very large salad plate that makes a not very large serving size look even smaller. It’s prettily plated, but I’d only recommend this for those who like a salad that is heavy on dressing & blue cheese. When it came out, I thought for sure the salad beneath the toppings was wet & wilted–but having re-read the description back in my hotel room; I realized that finely chopped greens doesn’t have to mean standard salad greens–it could be collard greens. I don’t have enough experience with collards to say with certainty if that’s what they were–if but if wasn’t badly wilted salad greens, the collards might have been lightly blanched–that’s it, no other flavoring or treatment.

I chose to mix my salad up, which definitely had an impact on taste. As it is, my thoroughly mixed cobb salad reminded me of dip, or the filling of a turkey club salad sandwich. The faint crisp on bacon wasn’t enough of a textural contrast. I think the mixed up version would be amazing on toasted pita chips, but as a salad… not at all what I was expecting, and not worth the menu price.


Mini Dessert Trio (Select Three)

Hollywood Brown Derby Mini Dessert Trio

Hollywood Brown Derby Mini Dessert Trio

Beautifully plated, and individually stunning as well. I chose:

  • Amaretto Flan and Opalys White Chocolate Whip with an Almond Cookie
  • Brown Derby Original! Mini Grapefruit Cake
  • Banana-Toffee Cake on Cocoa Crunch and Strawberry-Banana Pearls

Amaretto Flan: This was more of a mini pot de creme than flan. The white chocolate whip was substantially thicker and denser than the so-called flan. If it was intended to be flan, mine hadn’t set at all. However—it was delicious, rich, and smooth, and the yummy almond cookie had a nice crunch that perfectly complimented & accented the silkiness of the rest of the dessert.

Mini Grapefruit Cake: You can definitely taste the grapefruit; It’s a cross between a layer cake and a torte. It put me in mind of soaked ladyfingers with an odd somewhat gelatin-ish consistency. An interesting dessert, and fairly tasty—yet not one I think I’d pick again.

Banana-Toffee Cake: Not sure I ever got a toffee taste or texture, more of a faint hint of caramel. It was more like a deluxe banana pudding torte than a cake; however–this dessert was wonderful. The cocoa crunch wasn’t that crunchy—it was more of a dense, dry brownie. The Strawberry Banana Pearls were a stroke of genius, and it marks the 1st time I’ve had molecular gastronomy in a dessert. Boba tea aficionados will recognize these as so-called popping bobas; others might know them by the description of fruit caviar. They offer an explosion of strawberry banana flavor that lightens the rich banana & caramel cream, and the cocoa base ties in nicely to the symphony of flavors.


The restaurant was fairly busy, so this review should be taken with a grain of salt. My server was friendly, but inattentive. Plates were slow to be brought out, and slow to be cleared away. Although I emptied my bread basket before the appetizer was finished, it was never refilled, and never cleared until the end of the meal. My water glass was never refilled unless it was absolutely empty and moved to the far side of my table to wait for 5-10min. The food menus in the restaurant are simple printed paper, no binder, folder, or protection, and mine had clearly been used before since they had discreet food stains.

On the whole, I was disappointed with the food and the service. Doubly disappointed because I’d previously heard such good things about it, and the ticket price was comparatively high considering what was received. For me, the bread service & the dessert were the highlights of the meal. Here’s hoping I’ll have a better experience at some of the other eateries at WDW.

*Names & descriptions of Appetizer, Main Course, and Desserts were taken directly from the online official Hollywood Brown Derby menu page offered by Walt Disney World.


Mistress Lilly’s Cruise: Vixen Vacation

I’ll be Sailing through Paradise Oct. 20th-24th

Femdom Mistress Lilly

Your charming cruising Mistress is hitting the High Seas again—but this time, my traveling companions won’t be my fiance or any of my RL slaves. Instead, I’ll be cruising through the tropics with some of the other LDW Ladies. It’s going to be my very first cruise to ever have the company of LDW’s other Mistresses, and I can’t wait! I’ve been longing to spend some time with the Ladies again in real life, it’s sure to be amazing. You won’t see me or a few of your other favorite Femdoms & Dispatchers online while we’re abroad, but don’t worry. We’ll be back soon. I’ll be on again for calls possibly as early as the evening of Oct. 24th, but definitely by the 25th 🙂

When Vixens Go On Vacation…

Carnival Facination

A picture of one cruise ships I’ve sailed on previously—this time; I’m going on a ship I’ve never been on before! 🙂

Things are sure to get naughty. Some of you know that I always manage to find a little vacation subbie to tease during my cruises; it’s a tradition. I usually manage to nab one or two before the end of the Sail Away party. Frankly, I can’t wait to see how the kinksters on the cruise are going to react to seeing a whole group of insanely sexy, intelligent, and wicked women together—the poor guys don’t stand a chance!

Oct. 25th-early Morning Oct. 28th: Last chance to speak to me before I go on my Australian Adventure!

This October will probably go down in history as my favorite ever; and it’s jam-packed with amazing travels! When I return from the cruise, there’s going to be only a few days remaining to snag some time with me before I head out for just over two weeks to Australia. James and I have an amazing scuba diving pilgrimage & some pulse pounding adventure tours planned. I fly out the morning of Oct 28th, and won’t be back for calls until Nov. 17th, so get in touch with me while you can 🙂

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Subbie Stories: A New Pain Slut is Born

Edge Mistress LillyWhen it hurts so good, you can’t get enough

One of my teenie weenies recently found out that he’s not just an sph humiliation whore—he’s also a pain slut. Sometimes, it takes a while for a someone to find their place in the world; to really understand themselves, what they need, and what they need to do in order to be fulfilled. This short-shaft’s soul searching led him on a journey of verbal humiliation & degradation; facing up to his anatomical inadequacies, and in the process, finding out he really, really loved being mocked for the candy sized cock that he was. However…. something was still missing. Being verbally flayed wasn’t quite enough—he needed more.

Working out your kinks

When we first began talking, it painfully obvious he enjoyed being teased about his pindick package, and that he had a deep streak of submissiveness & a longing to please & serve. He thrived on hearing me verbally flay his psyche, adored the humiliation and mental agony, and loved knowing that his whimpers and moans were entertaining to me. I loved humiliating him as much as he loved being on the receiving end…and when it turned out he wanted still more…. Being the sweet little sadist that I am, I suggested adding in pain play.

Sometimes, Finding out the Truth Hurts

—and it Hurts soooooo good 😉 Physical pain was exactly what he’d been craving, he just didn’t realize it. Emotional pain & physical pain are already very closely linked in how your brain processes them, so it seemed like a logical next step—and from the first few moments I made him experiment with impact play; turning his cock, balls, and torso into a clothespin porcupine, I knew that we’d hit upon something fantastic. By the end of our second session combining physical & emotional pain, he actually managed to cum from pain alone, no stroking required!

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A Married Sissy’s Confession

She’s a sissy to the bone; being ‘manly’ isn’t a trait she’s ever wanted

She knows she has to dress for work and put on stifling, rigid 3 piece suits and ties—but it always feels like a costume; and a hideously  uncomfortable one at that. She’s dressing for a role she must . . . → Read More: A Married Sissy’s Confession


Love Stroking? Masturbating? We’ve got a New Site Just for you!


It’s the perfect site for guys who adore giving themselves some hands on attention. Most men discover a favorite lifelong toy from the first time they discover they’ve got a built in erector set between the thighs—but for some, that fondness for their fuck-stick takes on a whole new dimension. . . . → Read More: Love Stroking? Masturbating? We’ve got a New Site Just for you!


Corsets: The Sexy Sissy Shape Up Helper

Steel Boned Corsets are Perfect for Sissies Looking to Slim Down

In my previous post, we explored how steel boned corsets are perfect for sissies, and a little of what they can do. They can whittle your waist by 4-6″, support your back & improve your posture, and help you achieve an . . . → Read More: Corsets: The Sexy Sissy Shape Up Helper


Waisted Efforts: The Sissy Quest for an Hourglass Physique

The Missing Piece in a Sissy’s Hunt for Dangerous Curves

An hourglass physique can seem like an almost impossible feat for sissies wanting desperately to be Curvy Gurls. Padded push up bras & breast forms to fill out the bust line can help; so do padded panty girdles when it comes to . . . → Read More: Waisted Efforts: The Sissy Quest for an Hourglass Physique


Mistress at the Movies: Suicide Squad

If Squad’s Goal was Mediocrity: Mission Accomplished

Suicide Squad suffers from uneven tone, disjointed script, miscasting (Enchantress), and an attempt to let special effects carry the story rather than character development or plot. This is especially disappointing for me because I freaking LOVED the premise of an anti-hero, super villain driven movie. . . . → Read More: Mistress at the Movies: Suicide Squad