Small Penis Humiliation/SPH, Different Types Part 4 by Ms. Lilly

lilly_0013Today we’re exploring quick-draw pindicks and peanut-pricked pantyboys

(Don’t forget to check out Part 1,  Part 2, and Part 3 of the small penis humiliation series for some more examples of the different kinds of sph). Not all stunted stiffies are created equal. Some are particularly cursed.

The Minute Men Teenie Weenies

The name practically says it all. These poor sodding short-shafts have won the crapshoot genetic lottery. Not only are they afflicted with tiny little micro-penises, but they have a lack of stamina that can be counted in micro-seconds, as well.

If they ever did find a woman willing to let them crawl between her thighs and attempt to satisfy her, they’d make a sticky mess on her thigh before they even got close to her pussy. They are reduced to rubbing one off because their shaft’s too short to stroke, and just hearing a woman paying attention to them (even if it’s to laugh), is enough to make their little lego have liftoff.

The Pantied Peanut Prick

This particular pindick has discovered an unexpected benefit to having no bump in the front: Panties. Whether pilfered, borrowed, stolen, or bought—he’s discovered that panties actually fit him better than boxers or briefs. Not only that, but they feel so much nicer, too.

Some pantyboys hang on to their ex’s forgotten lingerie; clinging to the scent of a woman who’s upgraded to bigger and better dicks while their own pathetic puny penis twitches in satin panty-packaged shame. Some pantied pindicks wear their lingerie in full acknowledgement that real men would never wear panties (much less fit into them)—but since they failed the ‘man’ test on both counts, why not enjoy it? Other pantyboy pindicks use panties as a gateway to sissyhood (more on that next post 😉 ) Wanna listen to the post instead?


SPH Different Types of Small Penis Humiliation , Part 3

So far in my series describing the many kinds of SPH we’ve explored proud pindicks and humiliation hard-ons in Part 1, candy-sized cucks, and short shaft strokers in Part 2, but there are still more lovely little-dicked examples to come. Today’s post focuses on button-dicked bi-guys, and fantasy sph fetishists.

The Bi Button-Dicked SPH Bitch

These individuals may or may not also be candy-sized cucks, but one thing is absolutely certain: their little tic tac dicks stand straight up at attention at the thought of tasting, stroking, touching (or sometimes even fucking) big thick dicks. It may have started by seeing how much their lady liked having her pussy plowed by a massive cock; or it might have started by watching a naughty video online—one day, he’s seeing a woman fluff in a straight porn video and finds himself wondering what it would feel like to be her…Then before he quite realizes how it happened, he’s made the kinky quantum leap to bi, tranny, or gay porn.

Sometimes, they don’t just think about how much they want to suck or fuck a massive cock—they go out and make those fantasies a reality. Regardless of whether they’re dreaming of dicks, or planning their next face fuck, they love being reminded of how their tiny dick  guarantees they’ll be the bitch—they’re simply not equipped to fuck unless it’s on the receiving end.

The Fantasy Feather-sized Fuck Stick

These guys DON’T have a small cock. They like to pretend they do. Sometimes, I think it falls into one of three reasons why:

  • They want to feel what it’s like to deal with the kind of scorn and humiliation the little guys endure.
  • They like pretending to have an excuse for why their lady still isn’t satisfied (aka: they have the right equipment, but no clue how to use it).
  • They love a woman who can verbally eviscerate a man; but unfortunately, it’s hard to find a woman in real life who will be a merciless Hell-borne bitch when you’ve got a big thick dick (Yes, my little teenie weenies—women treat guys with Casanova’s skills and a Porn Star’s cock that much differently than you). They like being knocked down a peg or two, but don’t want to be hurt by what a Humiliatrix says, so they pick a fictitious flaw.
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Sissy Soft Skin Tips, Part 3 by Ms. Lilly

Femme Facial masks; The Kitchen Beautician

Have you been enjoying the Sissy Soft Skin Tips series? Make sure to catch up on Part 1 and Part 2 if you’re just now joining the fun! Today, I’m going to run you through some recipes to help you make your own facial masks for cleansing, toning, moisturizing, and skin softening. Best of all—these recipes can even be made by closeted sissy with no one the wiser (you simply need to make sure you have privacy for assembling the mask and letting it work). Regardless of the recipe you choose, you will need:

  • 1 blender/food processor
  • 1 clean, warm, damp washcloth
  • 1 clean, dry washcloth
  • Paper towels

Never forget to wash your face and hands thoroughly with a clean, warm, damp washcloth prior to applying a facial mask to prep the skin. All recipes can be modified to be vegetarian/vegan friendly by using aloe vera gel as a base (instead of yogurt), and leaving out egg whites—just keep in mind a gel mask is decidedly more goopy and potentially messier.

Cleansing Cutie Facial Mask (cleansing, pore refining, skin tightening)

  • One container (6-8oz) plain yogurt
  • 10 drops (or ½ teaspoon) witch hazel
  • ¼ cup chopped cucumber
  • ¼ cup chopped pineapple
  • ¼ cup aloe vera
  • 1 tablespoon honey
  • 1 egg white

Combine pineapple and cucumber in food processor or blender, pulse until paste. Add aloe vera, honey, egg white, yogurt, and witch hazel, blend until thoroughly combined.

Tropical Monsoon Facial Mask (moisturizing, skin softening, mild toner)

  • One container (6-8oz) plain yogurt
  • 4 drops witch hazel
  • ¼ cup (1 small, or ½ large) chopped Avocado
  • ¼ cup chopped Mango
  • ¼ cup chopped fresh pineapple
  • 2 Tablespoons aloe vera
  • 1 teaspoon honey
  • ½ teaspoon coconut oil (optional—use with very dry skin)

Combine avocado, mango, and pineapple in food processor or blender, pulse until paste. Add aloe vera, yogurt, honey, witchhazel, and coconut oil; blend until thoroughly combined.

Once your face is prepped, apply generously, let sit for 10-20min, then rub mask off using paper towels, wash your face in cold water, and pat dry with clean dry washcloth. Unused mask can be stored in a fridge for up to 3 days—EXTERNAL use only; don’t eat it! Make sure to wash food processor/blender thoroughly after use.





SPH Different Types of Small Penis Humiliation Part 2 by Ms. Lilly

Welcome to my blog series exploring the different kinds of sph, and the men who enjoy it.

Feel free to catch up on Part 1 of this sph series if you’re just now joining the fun. Small penis humiliation can be a lot of fun for both Humiliatrixes and those who got the short end of the stick when it comes to endowments; the trick is making sure that the type of Humiliation used is one that’s fun for both parties. Today’s post focuses on little-dicked cucks and strokers.

The Candy-sized Cuck

This is a ‘man’ who knows he doesn’t measure up to what a woman wants, and he’s prepared to do something about it. Now, whether he came to realize his stunted small penis status on his own, or a lady in his life helped open his eyes, he knows his partner deserves someone better equipped than his tonka toy dick. Sometimes it’s the lady that’s insisting on an upgrade, and sometimes it’s the candy-sized cuck himself who’s fantasizing and desperate to get his woman a real man’s dick to play with.

Regardless, he loves being taunted by how much more the lady in his life would prefer a proper cock—one that’s capable of giving her a decent pussy pounding, one that can make her cream and scream WITHOUT battery assistance. At the very least…one that can stretch her and stuff her without ever needing to worry about her asking, “Is it in yet?”

The Short Shaft Stroker

Here is a guy who knows his shortcomings. He knows that his chances of being permitted to crawl between a woman’s thighs and attempt to satisfy her fall somewhere between winning the Powerball lotto, and the Red Sox winning back-to-back World Series. He knows he doesn’t deserve a real pussy, so he gets to fuck plastic ones instead—or rub one off on his own.

He calls in to sph Humiliatrixes because he wants to hear our voices; because even when we’re mocking him, giggling at him, and laughing uncontrollably as he coaxes the squirming worm between his thighs to dribble and drip—at least we’re acknowledging his existence; and by extension, the existence of the pathetic pin-prick in his pantyboi bikinis or briefs. Stroking for us is the closest he’ll ever come to partnered sex with a smoking hot, sexy, kinky lady; and he loves every minute of it.

sph Mistress Lilly


Sissy Soft Skin Tips, Part 2 by Ms. Lilly

Make sure you check out Part 1 of Sissy Soft Skin tips for some basic body polish recipes to exfoliate and sissify your face and the rest of your skin from the neck down! Wanna Listen to this post instead? Click here.

Femme Facial masks; an Introduction

Facial Masks are wonderful for toning, conditioning, and moisturizing your skin, which helps refine pores, softens your skin texture, and leads to a smoother cosmetic application. Some sissy girls are fortunate enough to be able to use pre-made facial masks that will give them sissy soft skin, while other sissies need to be a little more discreet. Regardless, you can make your own facial masks pretty easily at home—which allows you to control exactly what goes into them.

Basic Ingredients and What they do:

  • Plain yogurt (no flavorings, no artificial sweeteners): Provides a nice, creamy, moisturizing base.
  • Fresh Avocado (vitamins A & E + plus some wonderful moisturizing properties)
  • Fresh Mango (vitamins A & C + moisturizing and toning properties)
  • Fresh Pineapple (vitamin C + toning and clarifying properties)
  • Fresh Cucumbers (soothing, toning, and lightly moisturizing)
  • Witch hazel (DO NOT INGEST, and avoid contact with eyes. Powerful toner, pore refiner, and cleanser)
  • Coconut Oil (Skin softener & moisturizer—get virgin/extra virgin if you can)
  • Aloe Vera (either fresh from houseplants, or 100% aloe vera gel in stores; makes a light vegetarian/vegan base, or can be added to other recipes)
  • Honey (skin conditioner, mildly antiseptic, soothing)
  • Egg whites (skin tightener, mild pore refiner)

Always wash your face and hands thoroughly with a clean and warm damp washcloth prior to applying a facial mask to prep the skin. Leftover masks made using these ingredients may be stored in a bowl or bag in the refrigerator for up to 3 days. Witch Hazel, Pineapple, and to a lesser extent Mango may make your skin more sensitive to sunlight for a while after application–so no laying out in the summer sun, sissy!

The next post in the series will give you some recipes; but in the meantime—feel free to experiment on your own if you like! And share your sissy soft skin tips in comments.

sissy soft skin tip by Mistress Lilly


Free Audio of My Birthday Celebration!

Hi Kinksters, I’m off to a birthday  dinner party; today has been amazing! New shoes, a mani-pedi, wax play, bondage, and there’s more kinky fun planned for later tonight! Listen to the scoop here, or read about it on my blog


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A Femdom Birthday Celebration

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New SPH Audio!

Hi my little teenie weenies! Sissies aren’t the only ones who will be getting free new femdom audios; so will you I’m also going to be blogging about the different types of SPH callers; listen to Part 1, or check out my blog post for more . . . → Read More: New SPH Audio!


SPH Different Types of Small Penis Humiliation, Part 1 by Ms. Lilly

Not all SPH fetish callers are alike

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New Sissification Series Blog Audios

Hi My lovely Gurls! I’m starting a new blog series for your feminization/sissification needs; and we’re beginning with something that frequently gets overlooked–Sissy Soft Skin Tips! Prefer to read rather than listen? Check out my blog post for Part 1