Today we’re exploring quick-draw pindicks and peanut-pricked pantyboys
(Don’t forget to check out Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3 of the small penis humiliation series for some more examples of the different kinds of sph). Not all stunted stiffies are created equal. Some are particularly cursed.
The Minute Men Teenie Weenies
The name practically says it all. These poor sodding short-shafts have won the crapshoot genetic lottery. Not only are they afflicted with tiny little micro-penises, but they have a lack of stamina that can be counted in micro-seconds, as well.
If they ever did find a woman willing to let them crawl between her thighs and attempt to satisfy her, they’d make a sticky mess on her thigh before they even got close to her pussy. They are reduced to rubbing one off because their shaft’s too short to stroke, and just hearing a woman paying attention to them (even if it’s to laugh), is enough to make their little lego have liftoff.
The Pantied Peanut Prick
This particular pindick has discovered an unexpected benefit to having no bump in the front: Panties. Whether pilfered, borrowed, stolen, or bought—he’s discovered that panties actually fit him better than boxers or briefs. Not only that, but they feel so much nicer, too.
Some pantyboys hang on to their ex’s forgotten lingerie; clinging to the scent of a woman who’s upgraded to bigger and better dicks while their own pathetic puny penis twitches in satin panty-packaged shame. Some pantied pindicks wear their lingerie in full acknowledgement that real men would never wear panties (much less fit into them)—but since they failed the ‘man’ test on both counts, why not enjoy it? Other pantyboy pindicks use panties as a gateway to sissyhood (more on that next post 😉 ) Wanna listen to the post instead?
I am not only super tiny but I cum in like 2 seconds but here’s the catch I’m so tiny my thumb & first finger doesn’t even work I have to rub it thru my panties like a clit with a finger or two but I also have to have something in my butt as well so I can cum like a hot dog or kielbasa or cucumber or a dildo or buttplug or a real mans or gay mans big fat thick hard cock or a domme female with big fat dildo or a shemale with a big cock ! Its the only way I can get off & make my lil clitty cum !!!
The very first few times a guy hears any feedback from females about his size it leaves a lasting impression. Until then you can sort of deny that a girl will notice. Once she does you don’t forget it.
I won’t name her but my very first girlfriend said “*something really, REALLY humiliating*“. She had actually said this to a friend of hers and it got back to me. It was humiliating on two levels – one is that I had not known that that was what she thought the other is that she told her friend. I sort of put that experience out of my head semi successfully (not totally) but the very next girlfriend simply said “Awww, you’re so small”. The thing about all this is guys don’t decide – girls really do. When they decide you are small or tiny it makes them powerful and dominant. I have learned that you have to accept it.
LMAO! OH you are so right about the minute men teeney weenies! I think they are the most pathetic of the lot. They FINALLY get a chance and they fucking blow it (Literally and figuratively) before that little pin prick even gets a taste of sweet pussy. Absolutely fucking useless. Well except to laugh at and make fun of of course 🙂
Very true Ms. Nadia 🙂 I can’t wait to do another call with you—the poor little feather sized fuck sticks never know what hit them! Also…I am really, really am looking forward to the next pantied pindick show with Dimple-dicked D; hopefully we can tell the poor guy exactly what we think of the latest addition to his lingerie and the sad state of his malformed clit together!
Goddess Lilly. Great post. Loved reading about the minutemen. As I take great pride in being a tiny pee-pee minutemen. Don’t even last a minute.
Ms Lilly ~ Minute Men Teeney Weenies – OMG that is the best name ever and needs to the official term. They are the worst! And nothing can redeem them. There is just simply nothing that can compensate for that. This is a great series. I am reading in backwards and it has just gotten better with each post!
🙂 I’m glad you’re enjoying the series Ms. KayMarie! —And you’re right: there is no redeeming the Minute Men Teenie Weenies; they are quite simply cursed. They are without question the most pathetic and to be pitied of all the pindicks; but holy hell, is it fun to laugh at them!