I Love That Word

Wanker.  I first heard the word when I was at Oxford.  Lots of people use it, but it’s really common in the UK.  A wanker is someone who wanks.  We Americans call it jerking off, jacking off, stroking your cock, pounding the pud.  And outside of stroker, I don’t know that we Masturbatrixes have a one word term for you chronic masturbators.  I think “Wanker” just sums it up so perfectly.

It Even Sounds Humiliating

You wanker.  Just say that to someone, and everyone knows what you mean.  A guy who can’t even find a woman, so all he can do is pull on his own prick.  That’s his only hope of getting relief from a set of swollen, blue balls.  Although, most wankers are pretty indiscriminate.  They wank and stroke it whenever and wherever, so their balls – oh, if we’re going to keep the wanking term here, let’s call them bollocks – never really get swollen or filled with jizz.  They never really become blue bollocks, do they?

Wankers Need Cock Control

That’s why you wankers need cock control.  You have no self-control, so you need to turn custody of that cock over to a cock teasing Masturbatrix like me.  I’ll let you wank – wankers always do – I just won’t let you actually shoot your load.  At least, not until I say you can.  You know you really crave that achy feeling deep in your stomach.  Trust me, if you give me control of your cock, I’ll make sure your bollocks are swollen and full of spunk, before I let you empty them.  And then?  Well, you don’t want to leave a mess, do you?