How Big Is Small?
I admit it – I’m a Size Queen. Whenever I tell any of my callers or pets that I’m a size queen, they think they know what that means. Yes, it means I like big, thick, throbbing cocks. In fact, the bigger the better. That’s the main part about being a Size Queen. The other part is how I look at every other cock. For a Size Queen, you’re either big enough – or you’re a pin dick.
Think You’re Average?
They say the average dick size is 5 inches. OMG, that’s tiny! My stud’s cock is 10 inches long, so if you’re what they call average? Well, that’s only half the size of what I’m looking for. Most of my Size Queen sisters won’t even look at anything under 9 inches (I’ll look – and laugh!), so being average just isn’t going to cut it for us!
How Can That Fill Me Up?
Think about it. My stallion James’ prick is 10 inches long – and it’s thick and meaty. Once you’ve gone balls deep in me with that 6-inch pencil dick, I’m going to be thinking, where’s the rest of it? It could be worse, if you really only have a nub, something that looks like a pencil eraser, I’m going to be asking “Is it in yet?” You may think you’re average, and you might make some women happy, but you’re just going to disappoint a Size Queen. So, if you’re only average, just be thankful we give you any humiliating attention at all – even if all it consists of is our giggles!
Love this post! It’s so true. I think most woman are size queens at heart! I mean I was helping a pet search amazon for a new toy earlier. I was not surprised to see that the Number 1 seller on the site was a 9 incher known as rebellious ryan! I think that is very telling right there.
Empress:
I admit it to, as you know so well, I am a size queen and am proud of it. Yes, it means I like big, thick, throbbing cocks as much as anyone. I would love to have a stallion (Black Please) just like you someday. Waking-up to take care of his morning wood is what I dream of. If there are any studs out there (such as described) that you regularly communicate with if you could please send them my way. This sissy needs a real man to pleasure and keep happy.
Thank you,
Sissy Jizzelle
P.S. ” I Love You”
I have always been intimated by girls who talk about size. I have come to believe that most girls think about it but the ones who say so out loud intimidate me most. I can still recall the first time I heard a girl use the term “well endowed” (she was not speaking of me but in some general way). I was like “oh wow, girls really notice. They really do have mental rulers of some sort. It gives women a ton of authoritover small guys – more than even they might realize.
Yes, Mike—ladies really do notice when the teenie weenies are among us. That lovely mental ruler flashes before our eyes when we look at a guy’s fly, and instantly decide if he has anything worth pursuing between the thighs.
As you might have guessed – I have always wished I was bigger.
I’m right there with you, Miss Lilly! The only thing little nubs are good for is laughing my ass off! They can come in handy at parties, though. That means I invite a bevy of beauties to my house and we all laugh together at the poor pin dick in front of us! I actually had a sad little man blubber to me on the phone that he was 4 inches but he was sure that his wife had never cheated in their 20 yearss of marriage. The denial was unbelievable! I love my big cocks and I will never lower myself to anything below an 8.5!
We have quite a lot in common Ms. Amber—both in terms of minimum requirements and the best use for itty bitty button dicks. The only way they could satisfy a house full of women is by sating the ladies funny bones; there’s absolutely nothing else the bumble-bee sized boners are truly good for.