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Fruit Market

A fruit market

Spring and Summer Treats are Perfect for Kinks

Now is the time of year when fresh fruits start turning up in grocery stores and super markets all across the nation. Instead of coming from half way around the world, these lovely bits of nature’s candy are finally in season here. And there is no better time to experiment with some fruit flavored food fetishist fun.

Some simple tricks to play with your dick

For those who enjoy incorporating a little bit of sting into their foodie fun, there’s no better way than by coring out a fresh pineapple and using it like a spiky fleshlight. Not only does the rough skin make it an interesting experience to hold and maneuver, but the super charged citric acid content will quickly make your dick start to tingle and perhaps even sting just a bit as you fuck your pineapple pussy. Once you empty your load, you are just a shot of Baily’s and coconut rum away from one wicked pina colada.

A heavenly treat for fruit fuckers

A crate of cherimoyas aka custard apples aka sugar apples, and one sliced open to reveal the creamy inside

A crate of cherimoyas aka custard apples aka sugar apples, and one sliced open to reveal the creamy inside

If you are looking for a change from fucking cantaloupes, watermelons, and honeydews…perhaps something a bit softer, silkier, and creamier? You really ought to give ambrosia a try. Ambrosia is a fruit salad made with sliced and diced strawberries, apples, grapes, honeydew, pineapple, and marshmallows all held together with a mixture of sour cream and whipped cream, occasionally even spiked for an adult treat. Sinking your dick into that is like fucking a cloud; with the little fruit pieces caressing the sides of your shaft, almost like finger tips coming and going. For something more exotic, try the fruit of many names (custard apple, cherimoya, or sugar apple) for a silky, creamy treat that tastes like a cross between a pear & banana, with a hint of strawberry.

There are many more ways to enjoy summer’s bounty. These are just a few ideas to give you a taste of what you can enjoy.

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