Okay tiny–You know who you are.
You know you’re rather modestly equipped; a paragon of pindicks—in fact, a flat out embarrassment to boners everywhere. But did you know that your ‘little’ secret is about to be revealed? It’s true. Spring Break is beginning to happen all around the country, and it marks the start of the annual short shaft outings nationwide.
Did you honestly think you could keep your tiny thimble dick a secret?
Think again. Gone are the bulky clothes and layers of winter. Spring attire, summer weight cloth, shorts, and more closely fitting clothes are on the horizon….and as the last of winter’s chill fades, so do your chances to pretend you’re packing anything other than a pez dispenser between the thighs. Just like men keep their eyes peeled for ladies panty lines, some women keep their eyes open for the crotch shot—a split second examination of the fit of your fly (frequently done in combination with a full-body once-over). In the space it takes you to giddily wonder, “Wait–is she looking at me?!” She looked, she saw, she thought “Why bother?”.
You see, my little dimple dicks—the crotch shot isn’t just an assessment of the fit of your fly; it’s an assessment of what’s BEHIND it.
Some ladies, including yours truly, are capable of sizing a man up without needing to go through the trauma of seeing your pathetic little shrimp shaft in the flesh. We can tell what is, and isn’t there, just by looking at how you fill out a pair of jeans, shorts, or swim trunks. The months of fudging your dimensions by bulky winter clothes are over–it’s time for truth in accessorizing, and your little candy sized cocks don’t make the cut 😉
I always hated small bathing suits.
Their was a time speedos were popular. Many mens big size is way
evident in those or even in other swim gear. I always looked for baggy stuff.
No matter what it’s hard to hide. I feel like some women can just tell. I recall as a high school senior a freshman (or Sophmore not sure which she was) girl looking at my hands and fingers in the presence of another girl. She put her hand against mine and said “Oh my you have really little hands”. Both girls sort of looked at each other. I got very quiet and tongue tied. I am sure I blushed. I felt like I knew what she might be insinuating but I could not respond. I felt humiliated but tried not to react visibly.