I LOVE Creating Wicked Renditions of Classic Songs.

There are few things in life I enjoy more than X-rated spoofs–case in point, James gifted me the porn parodies of Pirates of the Carribean, Pirates & Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge not as a gag gift, but because he knew I’d genuinely like it.  We’ve had several fabulously steamy evenings cuddling, giggling, laughing and having some X rated adventures of our own while the movies played. Along similar lines, I adore creating my own warped versions of melodies; twisting songs into depraved new variants.

The latest tune to get the Naughty treatment is “Don’t Know Why” by Norah Jones–Turn back NOW and check out some of my other posts if you don’t want to have fond memories of that song irreparably corrupted. For everyone else, the free audio and lyrics are below 😉

‘I Refuse to Let You Cum’ A Bluesy, Blue Balls Ballad

(To the tune of ‘Don’t Know Why’, by Norah Jones)

I Refuse to Let You Cum

Listen to the Song HERE, Lyrics Below

I made you edge ‘cuz it was fun,
then you begged please let me cum–
your balls are blue and filled with cum,

Still your edging isn’t done.
Still your edging isn’t done.

When you see my wicked gaze
You tremble but don’t run away.
Instead you kneel upon the sand,
waiting with your cock in hand.

My heart is drenched in vice
Your balls will pay the price, forever.

Stroking there in front of me,
You could die of ecstasy.
But you’ll be denied once more–
Blue Balls aching to the core.

My heart is drenched in vice
Your balls will pay the price, forever.

I made you edge ‘cuz it was fun,
still you beg please let me cum.
You’re aching now, your knees are numb–
Still your edging isn’t done.
I refuse to let you cum.
I refuse to let you cum.