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Ginger, Dirty Pet, and W!

Ginger, for being the 1st to correctly name the Octoberfest movie!

You certainly know your movies honey! You nabbed the win on this one in record time, and I know you want an audio as your reward. I sent you an email to see if there’s anything in particular you’d like your tease to be about–let me know, and your audio will be with you within 48hrs of sending me the request 🙂

Panty Puppet, for having an impressively tiny, itty bitty penis.

In fact, this is one of the only times it’s actually good to be be packing something the size of a pez dispenser between the thighs. How often in life can you honestly say you’ve been rewarded for your shortcomings? There’s a first time for everything dear–& this is yours. I sent you an email to see whether you’d prefer a post, an audio, or a song as your prize.

W, for being the closest to having an actual PINT-Sized cock.

Congratulations are in order anyway for that honey; as quite a few of the more modestly equipped men who call the service will tell you. Some guys are born to be laughed at, and some are born blessed…and you are certainly blessed.  Standing side by side, you could quite literally put other men (or at least their members) in the shade. I’ll raise a pint in your honor honey, and have sent you an email to see which you’d prefer: an audio, post, or song.

Thank you to everyone who participated!