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Do YOU Have what it takes to be the Last Cock Standing?

There’s only one way to find out: participate in Stroke-a-thon & see if you can outlast every other hand humper, edge pet, and stroker boy who shows up! Bragging rights are yours for the taking, IF you can last. To aid you in your quest for X-rated glory, I’ve got a collection of mini stroking & edging assignments to test your endurance & your willingness to endure a bit of discomfort to accomplish your goal, starting tomorrow on August 26th to give you time to prepare. There’s CBT, spanking, nipple play, stroking—basically the ultimate stinging, stroking warm-up to the epic finale on Sept 7th.

Stroke-a-thon Edging Countdown

  • August 26: 2 clothespins on nipples, 10 whacks across the ass with a spatula or belt, and 20 min stroking with a minimum of 5 edges—5 more whacks across the ass for every edge missed, 3 attempts to reach 5 edges in 20min before I’ll permit you to give up.
  • August 27th: 10 min stroking, 5 min CBT, 2 min panty sniffing (for those who already have panties in their possession)
  • August 28th: 5 min of stroking in the shower, dry off, followed by 10min of stroking with a tie, panties, or stockings wrapped around your dick.
  • August 29th: 10min of vibrator nestled against cock, held in place by tighty whities OR panties, but NO touching—and yes, the vibrator must be in the ‘on’ position. Every touch will result in a ball smack. Successful completion of 10 min without touching will be rewarded by 20min of stroking—but no cumming.
  • Augst 30th: 10min holding ‘on’ vibrator against balls while watching porn clips—no other touching allowed. 30 min stroking, every 10min break for either 3 min panty sniffing or wearing, or CBT. 11 ball smacks, 11 ass swats, and 11 edges to be completed in 33min, 3 attempts before I’ll permit you to give up.
  • August 31st: 8min ball smacks, 16 swats to the ass, 32 min stroking, broken up however you wish.
  • September 1st: 30min stroking while wearing panties over head so the crotch is against your nose, or while watching porn; followed by 30 swats to the ass, 30 ball smacks, and 30 edges (stroking with a wet or dry grip is allowed)
  • September 2nd: watch 4 clips of your favorite type of porn, edging at least 3 times during each one. 2 min CBT, 1 min panty sniffing, and 3 min of playing with a vibrator in the manner of your choosing.
  • September 3rd: 30min of stroking with a lubed grip or fleshlight, broken up into 10min segments. After each 10min portion, take a break for 2 min to either sniff panties, smack your balls, or spank your ass.
  • September 4th: 10 min stroking with one hand—every 20 strokes smack your balls with a metal tablespoon or slotted serving spoon with the other. Watch 1 porn clip without touching, followed by 5 min with a vibrator held in one hand while you stroke with the other.
  • September 5th: 10min stroking with dry grip, 2 min CBT, 5 min stroking in shower, 2 min CBT, 20min stroking to porn
  • September 6th: Final day before stroke-a-thon!!!!! Choose Any two previous days edging assignments to complete before midnight, and get ready for the main event!