Time to break out the Measuring Tape & Rulers!
In honor of Octoberfest (Oktoberfest)–truly one of the least appreciated holidays here in America–I’ve decided to play a game with you: The Pint-Sized Penis. Everyone from the cutest sissy clitty to the biggest rock hard cock is welcome to play, and everyone has an opportunity to win a prize!
I want to you to measure your Cock.
No boxers, briefs, or panties in the way—just the measuring tape, and your erect shaft. That’s right darlings–I said erect. No limp dick softies need apply. I want you hard, throbbing, and aching. This little teasing test of mine is part stroking game, part natural selection. There are some adorable little teeny tiny feather-sized fuck sticks belonging to LDW callers, and there are some truly impressive specimens as well. Whether you’re packing a pez dispenser between the thighs, or the equivalent of a third leg, or somewhere in between—you have a chance to win.
Cum out, Cum out, wherever you are….AFTER you’ve edged of course.
Stroke for me, edge for me, make that shaft ache for me—then take your measurements. In order to have a chance at winning, I want the length AND girth of your package when it’s fully hard posted in the comments section. For length, measure from the base of the shaft, not the base of your balls. For the girth; I want you to wrap the measuring tape around the base of your shaft to get the circumference from the widest point. Make sure to include both measurements, and whether inches or centimeters were used. Entries without that information will NOT be eligible to win one of the prizes in the Pint-Sized penis Game.
Everyone has a chance to win!
There will be 3 prizes awarded:
- 1 for the smallest stunted stiffy
- 1 for the hard-on who’s length and width is the closest to an actual pint glass I have at home
- 1 for the 1st person who correctly guesses the 2006 movie spoof that blends Oktoberfest & professional sports
—Winners will be announced on the 21st, and emailed with either their audio prize, date of blog publication, or a request to know what song to play during my cock radio show. Entries MUST be received no later than October 20th 11:59pm EST to be considered. Don’t forget to include your measurements (and movie guess) in the comments!!!
Length – 8.3 inches
Diameter – 6.2 inches
Nice!
Hello Maam.
I’ve been instructed by Mistress Delia to refer to my ‘thing’ as my “small penis” as it neither a cock (too masculine) nor a normal penis. I measure 4 7/8″ length and 4 3/4″ girth.
Thank You Miss Liily for allowing me to post here. I am a Cuckold slut and belong to Mistress Morgan. I am 5.75 inches in length and 4.75 inches in girth. I am panted 24/7 and Mistress often makes me wear a cock cage, stay shaved, and sometimes plugged and perfumed.
Please forgive me for spelling ‘Pantied” incorrectly Mistress even though it is not a recognized word in the dictionary, but we all know very well what it means here at LDW.
Oh Mistress Lilly, I knew I purchased that pink measuring tape for a reason! I’m thinking, you need to help measure me on cam! Oops, we’d better hurry before I get caged tonight!
Sissy Vanessa
That sounds like a great idea Vanessa! I think it’s too cute that you’ve got a pink measuring tape to match your sissyscaping; you simply adore being a Gurl, don’t you?
Mistress Lilly measured my sissy prissy last night, during a cam call! The humiliation of stroking to an edge for Ms Lilly coupled with a deep keagle and a forward thrust, made my little girly cock inflate to a humiliating 6 3/4″ and repeating the keagle and trust, to inflate her to 5 1/2″ of girth! How embarrassing! I’ve already lost in both the smallest dick category and the movie category! And now, I find out my girl cock is even bigger, than I thought! Embarrassing!
😉 Oh Vanessa, honey–don’t be sad. After all, the ladies here at LDW have been taking very good care of Prissy–the poor little dear simply couldn’t help swelling up under all that attention. You gave me a fantastic show, and I’ll bet Prissy’s cage will feel even tighter from here on out 🙂
Yay!
I’ll go with the teaser audio.
Length: 5.25 in
Diameter: 4.25 in
And the movie you mentioned was Beerfest.
Congratulations Ginger! You win the prize for being the 1st to correctly name the movie, and can still win another since you entered in your measurements. You have a few options:
1. I’ll play a song chosen by you on my cock radio show, along with a dedication if you like
2. A free 2 minute teaser audio by me
3. I’ll write a blog post on the topic of your choice.
For everyone else, there are two prizes left: one for the smallest pint-sized cock, and one for the shaft closest to my actual pint glass! PS: If you haven’t watched Beerfest, I highly recommend it. Lewd, crude, and deliberately skewed with lots of laughs & very much in the style of Animal House, it’s the perfect film to watch during the worldwide kegger Holiday, so even if you spend Oktoberfest sober as a judge, you can still join in fun!