Welcome to the Horniest…err ‘Happiest’ Place on Earth

James and I recently went to Universal’s Orlando Studios and Islands of Adventure, and I’ve been sharing bits and pieces of that trip as well as tips on how to get a little naughty if you decide to go there as well. However….this post is about a different theme park; and a little secret James and I discovered on a different vacation. Specifically, Magic Kingdom in Walt Disney World. Ms. Olivia, this post is for you.

The Haunted Mansion

Amid Pixie Dust and Princesses and Cinderella’s Castle, there’s a theme ride tucked away into a corner of Magic Kingdom that provides privacy, mood lighting, and lots of shadowy areas to steal a caress. The Haunted Mansion is actually a very fun (if somewhat corny) themed attraction that uses visual effects, optical illusions, animatronics, set design, scripts and soundtrack to create the impression of a coffin ride tour through a mansion and grounds infested with spirits–the family friendly kind.

The car for the ride is designed like a coffin sleigh, with bench seating. Since it’s seen as being a bit spooky for younger audiences, the lines aren’t usually that long—especially first thing in the morning, or later in the evening. The bench seating, and the ride’s slow pace & fairly gentle inclines, makes it ideal to snuggle and sneak in a few caresses on the sly. All you need is something to drape across the lap of the person you’ll be teasing if you feel like getting very naughty–that could be a spare jacket, or just excess material from a very full skirt. Hugs and cuddles and other PG bits of PDA don’t require a prop, since discretion isn’t necessary.

Whether you decide The Haunted Mansion will go down in your memories as The Horny Mansion instead; I’ll leave up to you & your future vacation escapades.

Ps: James and I will be flying back from Italy on the 29th; I should be available for calls on the 30th.